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HANG out in style. 🦇

These little guys are too cute to be spooky — and honestly, same hehe. Our Cute Halloween Bats tee is soft, cozy, and perfect for anyone who thinks bats are actually kind of adorable. (They are. Don't argue.)

Printed on the beloved Comfort Colors 1717 for that garment-dyed, worn-in softness you'll want to live in all October long.

Details:
• 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Garment-dyed — soft from day one
• Sizes S–4XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Bat season is short. Grab yours before they fly away. 🦇🌘

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HANG out in style. 🦇

Printed on the beloved Comfort Colors 1717 for that garment-dyed, worn-in softness you'll want to live in all October long.

Details:
• 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Garment-dyed — soft from day one
• Sizes S–4XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Bat season is short. Grab yours before they fly away. 🦇🌘

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