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Spooky season called. It wants its shirt back. 🐈‍⬛🎃

This Spooky Black Cats and Jack-O-Lanterns tee brings the classic Halloween duo to life — perfect for trick-or-treating, Halloween parties, or just repping the season in style all October long.

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — lightweight, ultra-soft, and made for all-day wear.

Details:
• Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Classic unisex fit, no side seams
• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Sizes S–4XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Black cats and jack-o-lanterns — the original Halloween duo. 🐈‍⬛✨

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Spooky season called. It wants its shirt back. 🐈‍⬛🎃

This Spooky Black Cats and Jack-O-Lanterns tee brings the classic Halloween duo to life — perfect for trick-or-treating, Halloween parties, or just repping the season in style all October long.

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — lightweight, ultra-soft, and made for all-day wear.

Details:
• Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Classic unisex fit, no side seams
• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Sizes S–4XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Black cats and jack-o-lanterns — the original Halloween duo. 🐈‍⬛✨

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Spooky Black Cats and Jack-O-Lanterns, Gildan Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

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