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🐱 Black cats. Jack-o-lanterns. Maximum spooky energy.

This Spooky Black Cats and Jack-O-Lanterns crewneck is for the girl who fully embraces the dark, mysterious, and delightfully spooky side of Halloween. Black cats and glowing pumpkins — a classic combo that never gets old.

✨ Why you'll love it:

Spooky black cats and jack-o-lanterns graphic with all the Halloween vibes
Super soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend — cozy without the bulk
Unisex fit that works for everyone
Available in a variety of fun Halloween-ready colors
Sizes S–5XL so the whole haunted crew can match

Black cat energy. Pumpkin patch approved. 🎃💙

Note: White color may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold with like colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron decoration
Do not dry clean

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🐱 Black cats. Jack-o-lanterns. Maximum spooky energy.

✨ Why you'll love it:

Spooky black cats and jack-o-lanterns graphic with all the Halloween vibes
Super soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend — cozy without the bulk
Unisex fit that works for everyone
Available in a variety of fun Halloween-ready colors
Sizes S–5XL so the whole haunted crew can match

Black cat energy. Pumpkin patch approved. 🎃💙

Note: White color may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold with like colors
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Do not iron decoration
Do not dry clean

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Spooky Black Cats and Jack-O-Lanterns, Gildan Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

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