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No tricks — just chicks. 🐔🎃

This No Tricks Just Chicks tee features the funniest Halloween crew around: chickens in costumes. Whether you’re a chicken lover, a Halloween fanatic, or just someone who appreciates a great pun, this shirt was made for you.

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — lightweight, ultra-soft, and built for all-day comfort.

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• Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Classic unisex fit, no side seams
• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Sizes S–3XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

The most festive flock you’ll ever meet. 🐔✨

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No tricks — just chicks. 🐔🎃

Printed on the Gildan Softstyle 64000 — lightweight, ultra-soft, and built for all-day comfort.

Details:
• Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)
• Classic unisex fit, no side seams
• 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Sizes S–3XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

The most festive flock you’ll ever meet. 🐔✨

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No Tricks Just Chicks, Funny Halloween Chickens in Costumes, Gildan Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

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