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No tricks — just chicks. 🐔🎃

This No Tricks Just Chicks tee features the funniest Halloween crew around: chickens in costumes. Whether you’re a chicken lover, a Halloween fanatic, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, this shirt was made for you.

Printed on the beloved Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, and impossibly soft. The kind of tee you’ll reach for every October (and honestly, all year).

Details:
• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in feel
• Double-needle stitching, no side seams
• Sewn-in label
• Sizes S–4XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

The most festive flock you’ll ever meet. 🐔✨

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No tricks — just chicks. 🐔🎃

Printed on the beloved Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, and impossibly soft. The kind of tee you’ll reach for every October (and honestly, all year).

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

The most festive flock you’ll ever meet. 🐔✨

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No Tricks Just Chicks, Funny Halloween Chickens in Costumes, Comfort Colors Tee

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