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Blah blah blah. You already know. 🙄

For the ladies who have heard enough, said enough, and are done explaining themselves. This tee says it all — without saying anything new.

Printed on the iconic Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, and impossibly soft. The relaxed fit and rich pigment-dyed colors make this a wardrobe staple you'll reach for on repeat.

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• Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in feel
• Double-needle stitching, no side seams
• Sewn-in label
• Sizes S–4XL

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

The perfect gift for the girl who's heard it all and has zero interest in hearing it again. 🙊✨

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Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

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